Is it me you’re looking for?
If not, you’re shite out of luck, because I’m back already, and with another chapter. On that note, please excuse me for a moment while I…
OK, I’m back.
So, I have to admit, I tried to keep as much as I could from the original chapter without just doing a word replace with “Bella”–> “Beau.” Mostly, it’s because Beau is as exciting in canon as a damp towel, but also because why the hell not.
On a side note, I have a second Sparkle Crown Chronicle entry waiting in the wings (side note on this side note: not sure how many of them there will be, but they are helping me keep from flipping a table in Beau’s general direction, so there you are).
With ALL that said…I give you: