Project Death Sparkle
So here it is, the “long-awaited”(?), “indifferently dreaded”(?), first chapter. It only took me…I don’t know, two days? Three? In any case, I have chosen to subtitle this chapter as “Hurdle-jumping the F*ckery,” because I did a LOT of that for this chapter.
I cannot say that I am particularly surprised that this is the case–I am very aware of what Twilight, as a series, is–but there was a lot more than even I anticipated. So that, aside from the initial transcribing, then rereading of the alternate chapter, then choosing with version to go with, and then condensing the two, was the most difficult part.
Also, I have NO. IDEA. how many people are actually going to read this, but for those of you who do, know that I. Am. Here. For. You. I didn’t want you to just look at a wall of boring text, so I had a bit of fun with high-quality stock photos, typography and layout, and put it together in a handy-dandy PDF for you to read at your leisure.
Oh, and less I forget…THAR BE SPOILERS IN THIS PIRATE SHIP. SPOILERS FOR DAYS, FOR BOTH VERSIONS OF THE BOOKS. Ye Be Warned.