Project Death Sparkle

Project Death Sparkle

So here it is, the “long-awaited”(?), “indifferently dreaded”(?), first chapter.  It only took me…I don’t know, two days?  Three?  In any case, I have chosen to subtitle this chapter as “Hurdle-jumping the F*ckery,” because I did a LOT of that for this chapter.

I cannot say that I am particularly surprised that this is the case–I am very aware of what Twilight, as a series, is–but there was a lot more than even I anticipated.  So that, aside from the initial transcribing, then rereading of the alternate chapter, then choosing with version to go with, and then condensing the two, was the most difficult part.

Also, I have NO. IDEA. how many people are actually going to read this, but for those of you who do, know that I. Am. Here. For. You.  I didn’t want you to just look at a wall of boring text, so I had a bit of fun with high-quality stock photos, typography and layout, and put it together in a handy-dandy PDF for you to read at your leisure.

Oh, and less I forget…THAR BE SPOILERS IN THIS PIRATE SHIP.  SPOILERS FOR DAYS, FOR BOTH VERSIONS OF THE BOOKS.  Ye Be Warned.

You’re welcome

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